Phone Call Crusaders Pillows

'You're not calling the Help Desk again, are you?'

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

"This is the communications workshop, right? Let’s get started, I’m prepared!"

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

"I suppose we should start with listening skills!"

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

'What do you mean by, your people do not want to get in touch with my 'kind' of people?'

'I think both of you are always too busy: You don't talk anymore...'

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

I'd like to order a power outage. Huh? My wife's on her phone all day, my son plays video games nonstop. My boss finds me by email wherever and whenever. My pager rings 'round the clock! Say again? I was text messaging. Pull the plug, man!

That's nothing. You should see what he writes in the comments section.

Seeing the marriage counselor.

"Sorry, Kevin, but having the wi-fi down for a couple of hour is not 'living off the grid'."

"Junior, there's more to life than winning. There's also getting compensation for closed-head injuries."

Redaction: The pen is mightier than the word

'If you could learn to open up a little, you might make a few more sales.'

"Luckily, these new life rafts come with a phone, charger and a cell tower."

Broadband is Near

'She hates me when I'm drunk and I hate her when I'm sober!'

'I am Evelyn Frank, and this is my husband, brutally.'

Welcome to Atla tis. N. Look, Ernie! It's the lost consonant of Atlantis!

No Junk Mail

'I have no idea what you are saying.'

What part of no don't you understand?

"Finding a big enough venue for the partner conference wasn't easy...eventually we had to settle on Las Vegas!"

"I don't know why people complain that Twitter only gives you 140 letters to express yourself in. I usually manage with four."

Folding Bike.

"I love a man with an untrimmed crust."

The basics of psychology.

Technology insulation.