Phoenix Enthusiast Pillows

'When I left, Eddie's mom was arising phoenix-like.'

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

Polar bear bowling alley

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

"Bonk!"

Penguin

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

"I'm in disguise."

"Actually it's darling and I'm sure it would fit perfectly. It's just that I'm not a woman."

"We penguin fathers are the greatest!!!..."

'I don't know officer: They all look alike to me...'

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

"I’ve lost the will to slide down icy hills on my tummy."

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Penguin Remote

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'