Phobia Buster Prints

'Come back lads, it's 'armless.'

"Remember, when I called for an appointment, I told you I had this huge fear of falling."

Dog Nightmares

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

Dead Funny

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

"Pencil eraser."

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

'Dr. Wit specializes in treating patients with a fear of low places.'

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

I just can't understand Ho9w anyone could be afraid of clowns.

What's Their Secret?

"Mr. Carley, would you like to begin today’s session?" "Claustrophobic's therapy session today at 2:00"

I'm afraid of Chia Pets, doctor. Actually, Al, so am I. Either you're getting well, or I'm going nuts.

"No, not us. Do something every day that scares you."

'Don't worry, I would never tell the other free range chickens you're agoraphobic.'

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

Death By Mattress

"No, I'm scarier."

Therapy Group For Those Who Are Afraid of Therapy Groups

"I wish I had known you have arachnophobia before I paid."

'You get to see the countryside, meet interesting characters and relax traveling this way. Besides, I'm scared of flying.'

'Tell me again why we are afraid of chairs.'

'For claustrophobia. Take two tablets right before hiding under the bed.'

'Do you still think my fear of Scottish clowns is irrational?'

Bridegroom jumps in the hands of his bride after seeing a mouse

"I'm helping him conquer his morbid fear of water."

'Your, 'Never can come out in public' session is over. After I leave the room, you come out and slink away!'

"They've always scared the hell out of me."

The Best Defense for Trump's Wall

Psychiatrist. Claustrophobic, eh? The doctor is pretty busy today, but maybe I can squeeze you in.

"No, a fear of snakes is not unusual, but in your case..."

Psychiatry. It's funny. You're a germaphobe and the last patient on that couch has a phobia about soap!

'Boy I freak out when slimy things touch my feet...'