Phobia Buster Mugs

'Come back lads, it's 'armless.'

"Remember, when I called for an appointment, I told you I had this huge fear of falling."

Dead Funny

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

"Pencil eraser."

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

'Dr. Wit specializes in treating patients with a fear of low places.'

What's Their Secret?

"Mr. Carley, would you like to begin today’s session?" "Claustrophobic's therapy session today at 2:00"

"No, not us. Do something every day that scares you."

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

Death By Mattress

'You get to see the countryside, meet interesting characters and relax traveling this way. Besides, I'm scared of flying.'

Therapy Group For Those Who Are Afraid of Therapy Groups

"No, I'm scarier."

"I wish I had known you have arachnophobia before I paid."

'Tell me again why we are afraid of chairs.'

'For claustrophobia. Take two tablets right before hiding under the bed.'

'Your, 'Never can come out in public' session is over. After I leave the room, you come out and slink away!'

"I'm helping him conquer his morbid fear of water."

Bridegroom jumps in the hands of his bride after seeing a mouse

'Do you still think my fear of Scottish clowns is irrational?'

"They've always scared the hell out of me."

"No, a fear of snakes is not unusual, but in your case..."

'Another nightmare, Billy? What genre - horror or thriller?'

'Boy I freak out when slimy things touch my feet...'

"See, Kevin ... I told you you'd be too scary if you go trick or treating as a dentist!"