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Nose Spray.

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...'

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

Vaccine

A Change of Scene.

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

"Polly wants a flu shot."

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

'What do you mean I've got fleas? I want a second opinion!'

Flu Vaccine.

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

Pick one: ounce of prevention or pound of cure.

"This feels so familiar."

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

'No, you haven't missed much. Pretty well everyone called in sick.'

'Can't come in to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty bug.'

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

Wrestling Champion.

Trick or Treatment.

'Have you tried the flea dip? It's wonderful.'

"After giving them the runaround for five minutes, pass them on to anger management."

'Gentlemen--- choose your Pistils!' THE DUEL OF THE FLORISTS.

"Apparently Harry is gone viral!"

"Health professionals prepare syringes for another intense vaccination day."

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

"Here comes someone now. If we're lucky they haven't had their fly shot, or won't wash their hands!"