Phlegm Fighter T-Shirts

Nose Spray.

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...'

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

Vaccine

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

A Change of Scene.

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

"Polly wants a flu shot."

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

'What do you mean I've got fleas? I want a second opinion!'

Flu Vaccine.

Pick one: ounce of prevention or pound of cure.

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

"This feels so familiar."

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

'No, you haven't missed much. Pretty well everyone called in sick.'

'Can't come in to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty bug.'

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

Trick or Treatment.

Wrestling Champion.

"After giving them the runaround for five minutes, pass them on to anger management."

"Apparently Harry is gone viral!"

"Health professionals prepare syringes for another intense vaccination day."

'Gentlemen--- choose your Pistils!' THE DUEL OF THE FLORISTS.

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

'Have you tried the flea dip? It's wonderful.'

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'

"Here comes someone now. If we're lucky they haven't had their fly shot, or won't wash their hands!"