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"Thanks for sitting through the encore."

Cimafunk

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

Ghost School.

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

Gerald was convinced his plants could understand...and dig what he was saying!

Horror Stories.

Punk Reindeer

"Check out this new store."

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

Robbie Williams

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

Volcaniax

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

"I may have wasted my life, but at least I don't look stupid."

'Oi! Man is not a political animal in here!'

The Little Drummer Boy.

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Music for car stereos

Football supporters.

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

Digital TV presents "It's true there really is a channel for everyone"

Gangsta wrap.

'Stop! Don't try to move him until we get his insurance information!'

Robert Burns

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

Angus McKinnon Young

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.