Philosophy Of Aging Prints

Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart!

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

'Somewhere along the way, I went from lambada to lumbago.'

'Any chance of me being recycled Doc?'

Mirror mirror...

"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!"

When her hex on ageing failed, Grizelda opted for the mobility - broom.

"Birth, bed, bath, beer, bankruptcy, bifocals, balding and beyond."

"Actually, I'm pretty sure aging naturally and aging gracefully are mutually exclusive."

Mall of ages

'I try to avoid the trap of letting my idleness define me.'

"It's a coming of old age story."

Balding Autumn Tree.

"Seventy-five isn't the new anything."

'What superpower would I like? Normally, invisibility, but as I'm a 53 year old female, I feel that I've already been granted it.'

"I knew Mary would dump me when my fleece got a little gray."

An old lady has her varicose veins tattooed to look like plants

Cemetery with graves engraved 'traditional medicine' and 'alternative medicine'.

"So, Ms. Mayfly. Where do you see yourself in five years?"

'How optimistic are you about the future?'

"If I were a dog I'd only be 11."

"Since you retired, you've gone to pieces!"

'Well, you know what the say...near death is the new 80.'

"I hope I age as well as you, Dad. Except for the neck."

Glass/Cans/Geriatrics.

'You're getting too old for this game, Scott. ... They say the legs are the first to go.'

'I'm middle aged.' 'You'll grow out of it!'

A long way towards retirement...

"Maybe a career as a tour guide wasn't for you."

"Apparently, 60 is the new dead."

"The senior moments don't freak me out as much as the 'Death in Venice' moments."