Aging Gracefully Philosopher Prints

Discover prints that honor the aging philosopher’s journey—thoughtful, humorous, and beautifully crafted to inspire reflections on life's wisdom and wit at every stage.

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Coping with middle age.

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Seniors Snooker Tournament.

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"Your contents have shifted."

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"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!" mockup

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

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"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it." mockup

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

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"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!" mockup

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

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'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.' mockup

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

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"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts." mockup

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

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Treat Dispensers for the Middle-Aged mockup

Treat Dispensers for the Middle-Aged

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A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well. mockup

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

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"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's." mockup

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

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Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

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An old man exercising with hourglasses mockup

An old man exercising with hourglasses

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(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll mockup

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

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"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? " mockup

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

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"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."

"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date." mockup

"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."

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"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!" mockup

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

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Parts Department

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Aging Problems

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"Your records indicate a great deal of early promise however you've apparently become old and bald."

"Your records indicate a great deal of early promise however you've apparently become old and bald." mockup

"Your records indicate a great deal of early promise however you've apparently become old and bald."

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"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again." mockup

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

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"Went with the hair plugs I see." mockup

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

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"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow." mockup

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

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"At our age we should be moisturizing." "Honey, we started years ago... with our lips."

"At our age we should be moisturizing." "Honey, we started years ago... with our lips." mockup

"At our age we should be moisturizing." "Honey, we started years ago... with our lips."

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"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch." mockup

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

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'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.' mockup

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

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'You've a slipped disc in your back and a slipped everything in your front.'

'You've a slipped disc in your back and a slipped everything in your front.' mockup

'You've a slipped disc in your back and a slipped everything in your front.'

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"You're right, they are statins." mockup

"You're right, they are statins."

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"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell." mockup

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."

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"I come from the future."

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"Miriam keeps me young."

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'Tell the doctor to hurry. It's an emergency. I just turned middle aged!'

'Tell the doctor to hurry. It's an emergency. I just turned middle aged!' mockup

'Tell the doctor to hurry. It's an emergency. I just turned middle aged!'

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Aging Gracefully Philosopher Prints Collection

Aging Gracefully Philosopher Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate aging gracefully and philosophically—perfect for sharing wisdom with every sip.

Aging Gracefully Philosopher Pillows

Relax with pillows that echo the beauty of aging with humor and insight—perfect for cozy corners and thoughtful spaces.

Aging Gracefully Philosopher T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts for the aging philosopher—wear your wisdom and humor proudly, and add some thoughtful wit to your wardrobe.