Philosophical Soul T-Shirts

Mysterious stranger wonders who he, himself, is.

You are where you are.

"What can you tell me about the meaning of death?"

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"Little help?"

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

Reginald Bunthorne

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

Zenemies.

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

Pastorius wonders why.

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.