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'Don't jump. It's a book publisher!'

The Art Student.

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"Do me next."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Instructional guide to scribbling

"Little help?"

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Reginald Bunthorne

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

Children's Art Show.

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

Framed Lady

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

Your tiny hand is frozen...

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

They were mysteriously drawn together

Writers without borders.