Philosophical Soul Mugs

Mysterious stranger wonders who he, himself, is.

You are where you are.

"What can you tell me about the meaning of death?"

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"Little help?"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

Zenemies.

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

Reginald Bunthorne

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

Pastorius wonders why.

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

Your tiny hand is frozen...

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.