Philosopher Wonder Pillows

'How soon do you have to know?'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

In/Out/These Things Happen.

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

Ban on Free Speech

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Humans...What is their purpose?

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

Historical memory is on life support.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

Voltaire

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Jean-Paul Sartre

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

What's normal?

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

"It's such a lovely day!"