Philosopher Wonder Mugs

'How soon do you have to know?'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

In/Out/These Things Happen.

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

Humans...What is their purpose?

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

Ban on Free Speech

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Historical memory is on life support.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

Voltaire

Jean-Paul Sartre

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

What's normal?

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.