Philosopher's Stone Dreamers Gifts

"Professor Case, your longevity studies are just awesome."

Home Sweet Home

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

"Yeah, that's right. I'm the sandman. Where did you think I was getting my sand all these years?"

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

"You may now kiss the bride."

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

Brain Power

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

Fight for Your Democratic Right to Be Ignored

The toothfairy

'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.'

"FREEDOM!!!"

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

Well, those election results certainly surprised me. Me too, little buddy. But that's because when I went to sleep last night, I had a dream … that Robert F. Kennedy had lived, he appointed Carl Sagan as science advisor and head of NASA, Sagan took us to Mars in 1991, and Donald Trump spent the rest of his days founding casinos and selling real estate degrees on the red planet. Meanwhile, in the 2016 election, Martin Luther King Jr. narrowly defeated Sonny Bono. I just meant I'd forgotten we wer

'No, we are not going on an extreme picnic.'

"How do you know if you're really in love, Randy?"

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

"Yeah, you were Tolkein in your sleep. . ."

My Hero

That's no largemouth bass, son - You caught yourself a rare blabbermouth bass. I'm nothin'! A nobody! Throw me back and I'll show you where the really big fish are!

Born to rock.

Moonbillies.

"Baldo, you're smart, but you should study more. Don't you worry about your future?"

'Boy, did I have a scary dream!'

Skunk dreaming.

"That was good, but less tongue next time."

A princess looking for frogs

Academics at the Beach: Prof. Johnson attempts to see beyond the horizon.

'I understand the school has a policy of promoting from within, so I'd like to be considered for your job when you retire.'