Philosopher's Delight Prints

Time Tree

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

'How did he make the world in six days?'

'These bitcoins things are backed by technology and the internet! What could possibly go wrong?'

"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"

The Meaning of Life

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."

"I guess when you run out of Tooth Fairy teeth, you gotta go get a job!"

'Hey, what's with all this 'God forbid' stuff?'

'Now, as many of you know, I was the Monkey's uncle...'

"I've tried Buddhism, Taoism, Transendental meditation, Confucionism, Theolog, Scientgology....but I've found a good hand rolled joint of homegrown works best!"

'When I was ready to read, they taught me to tie my shoes - when I was ready to tie my shoes, they taught me to read.'

"Now I'm going to offer a second opinion."

The Birth of Philosophical Thought Experiments.

'I bet he can run twice as fast as you can.' 'But he has twice as many legs!'

'Really? -- the hokey-pokey IS what it's all about?'

It was the day Malcolm found God.

Encouragement from Crashed Driver

RIP Dr. Tom Kent: In my absence contact Dr. G. Hall

"Say! You must be new around here!"

"Why? Did you want one?"

All Organic Pork: "Naturally smoked bacon my ass."

"You're not the 'love 'em and leave 'em' type, are you?"

"You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around. That's what it's all about."

'Now, don't panic, but I'd like you to take off all your clothes so we can burn them.'