Philosopher's Delight Pillows

Time Tree

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

'How did he make the world in six days?'

'These bitcoins things are backed by technology and the internet! What could possibly go wrong?'

"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."

'Since you're a teacher, we picked this one from the Tree of Knowledge.'

The Meaning of Life

"I guess when you run out of Tooth Fairy teeth, you gotta go get a job!"

'Now, as many of you know, I was the Monkey's uncle...'

"I've tried Buddhism, Taoism, Transendental meditation, Confucionism, Theolog, Scientgology....but I've found a good hand rolled joint of homegrown works best!"

'Hey, what's with all this 'God forbid' stuff?'

The Birth of Philosophical Thought Experiments.

"Now I'm going to offer a second opinion."

Well, I think we know who wears the pull-ups in that relationship.

'I bet he can run twice as fast as you can.' 'But he has twice as many legs!'

That's where we're different. I see the toilet bows half-full, and you see the toilet bowl half-empty.

'When I was ready to read, they taught me to tie my shoes - when I was ready to tie my shoes, they taught me to read.'

'Really? -- the hokey-pokey IS what it's all about?'

It was the day Malcolm found God.

"You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around. That's what it's all about."

All Organic Pork: "Naturally smoked bacon my ass."

"Say! You must be new around here!"

Encouragement from Crashed Driver

"You're not the 'love 'em and leave 'em' type, are you?"

RIP Dr. Tom Kent: In my absence contact Dr. G. Hall

"Why? Did you want one?"