Philosopher Of Tech Mugs

'Until this year, I couldn't find the meaning of life...but then I switched search engines.'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

Computer help.

I downloaded Thoreau's "Civil Disobedience" into it's memory, and now the "command" key isn't working.

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

Information about information about information about information.

Domestic Spying Drones

I think therefore I am.

"The answers to the questions you seek could also be found on Google."

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

Artificial intelligence discovers racism

'What does the internet have against my people?'

"Google gets thousands of requests each day to erase links. Most of them seem to go back to my website."

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

The Thinker (with a laptop).

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

Digito Ergo Sum.