Technology Philosophers Mugs

Death Online

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

I downloaded Thoreau's "Civil Disobedience" into it's memory, and now the "command" key isn't working.

Computer help.

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

Information about information about information about information.

Domestic Spying Drones

I think therefore I am.

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

Artificial intelligence discovers racism

"Google gets thousands of requests each day to erase links. Most of them seem to go back to my website."

"The answers to the questions you seek could also be found on Google."

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

Modern Portrait Gallery

'What does the internet have against my people?'

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

"These feelings of yours aren't unusual - in fact, several of them have Web sites."

The Thinker (with a laptop).