Philosopher Of Tech Pillows

'Until this year, I couldn't find the meaning of life...but then I switched search engines.'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

Computer help.

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

I think therefore I am.

Domestic Spying Drones

Information about information about information about information.

"The answers to the questions you seek could also be found on Google."

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

'What does the internet have against my people?'

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

The Thinker (with a laptop).

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

Digito Ergo Sum.

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

"I don't need therapy, but I'm concerned about my avatar. He's pretty screwed up."