Philosopher Of Luck T-Shirts

Safe lands on homeless beggar.

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"Actually, I'm still on life support. I just came by to do a feasibility study."

"Call me?"

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

'And right here they merged...'

"Death coach..."

Fortune cookies based on various business magazines.

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

Mine says, 'Blaming China won't work.'

"We’re having privacy concerns with your omniscience."

"I took the road less travelled just to avoid the potholes."

"I once experienced childlike wonder. . . but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in."

'And everybody expects me to be happy, which only makes things worse!'

Bartender: 'Bad day, huh?' Man: 'I'll say. My vindictive ex-wife just won sole custody of my inner child.'

'At last conclusive proof sods law works - but only with a thick-sliced family loaf.'

"Be patient! Weather and homeland are not chosen."

'Do you have clothes for winning the lottery?'

Tombola Winner

'It says I forgot my wallet.'

'Isn't it about time to turn over a new leaf...?'

'I'm trying to become enlightened, but my stomach keeps growling and interrupting me!'

"Either the fortune cookie cutter failed, or you have a lot of issues you're not telling your mother about."

"I'm at the age where work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work."

"You know, Mother, they say dead is the new 80."

'My fortune says you're a liar, so I won't even ask what yours says.'

'I'm not sure, but I think illegal gambling is when you win.'

They used a scientific method to decide which new product idea to pursue.

"...did your last employer give you a reference?"

'Ironically, before I fell on hard times, I was a professional wine taster.'

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

"What a wonderful tune! I wonder who wrote the score?"