Philosopher Of Duality T-Shirts

A woman in front of the full moon and a man in front of the moon.

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

George Orwell

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

Apocalliptical

"When you reach your expiration date, would you like to be crushed or recycled?"

Rodin's 'The Thinker' imagines himself as Rodin's 'The Kiss'.

"What if you go under before I need to?"

"Maybe he's waving and drowning."

'No matter how hard I work, I'll never get higher on the food chain then this?'

The War Against Imagination

Conflict is harder to sustain when you don't see everything in black and white.

"In the Wild Wild West, we say, if it isn't yours, DON'T TAKE IT..."

'I don't feel at home on the range any more!'

'What does Easter mean to you?'

God is a spider.

Grim Reaper Checkout

Crossing the thin line into show business

David Ortiz a.k.a Big Papi

'Darn! - Don't you hate it when you forget what you were meditating about?'

Respected cartoon couple, Elmo and Merle Blinkwhistle, take a little time out each day to gather their thoughts.

"Brenda's always been a bit of a worrier."

'These upcoming negotiations are going to be rough Jekyll, son you better send Hyde.'

Devil vs Angel Duel.

"If people would just stop thinking of everything as an either-or situation, a lot more work would get done. Wait, forget I said that!"

Europe

That guy is a walking contradiction.

"Do you really have to rub it in that you've got more cash than I do?"

Death selfie

Caution: Perfectionists at Work Next 1/4 Mile.

No Easy Answers

'It is a highly contagious disease which results in much suffering and there is no known cure.'

"I'm leaving my subconscious to science."

'You're over-thinking everything.'

"I'll have a pastrami on rye!"