Philosopher Of Duality T-Shirts

A woman in front of the full moon and a man in front of the moon.

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

Apocalliptical

"When you reach your expiration date, would you like to be crushed or recycled?"

Rodin's 'The Thinker' imagines himself as Rodin's 'The Kiss'.

'No matter how hard I work, I'll never get higher on the food chain then this?'

"Maybe he's waving and drowning."

"What if you go under before I need to?"

Conflict is harder to sustain when you don't see everything in black and white.

"In the Wild Wild West, we say, if it isn't yours, DON'T TAKE IT..."

'What does Easter mean to you?'

'I don't feel at home on the range any more!'

Crossing the thin line into show business

'Darn! - Don't you hate it when you forget what you were meditating about?'

Respected cartoon couple, Elmo and Merle Blinkwhistle, take a little time out each day to gather their thoughts.

God is a spider.

Grim Reaper Checkout

David Ortiz a.k.a Big Papi

"Brenda's always been a bit of a worrier."

'These upcoming negotiations are going to be rough Jekyll, son you better send Hyde.'

Devil vs Angel Duel.

Europe

"Do you really have to rub it in that you've got more cash than I do?"

Death selfie

"If people would just stop thinking of everything as an either-or situation, a lot more work would get done. Wait, forget I said that!"

Caution: Perfectionists at Work Next 1/4 Mile.

No Easy Answers

"I'll have a pastrami on rye!"

Still life.

Yin and Yang

"Wake up dear - you've got a visitor..."