Philologist Prints

Early Language History. All this thinking about the alternatives makes my head hurt. If only we hadn't invented the conditional.

Friedrich Nietzsche

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

Thinking Gears

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

Ban on Free Speech

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

Humans...What is their purpose?

Historical memory is on life support.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

Jean-Paul Sartre

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

Voltaire

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

What's normal?

"It's such a lovely day!"

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"