Profile Philosopher Prints

"When your profile said you're an eighties-type guy. . . naturally I thought you were referring to the decade!"

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

Thinking Gears

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

Ban on Free Speech

Humans...What is their purpose?

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

Historical memory is on life support.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

The Googler

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

Jean-Paul Sartre

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

Voltaire

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.