Phil Collins Day T-Shirts

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"I hate Tuesday. Tuesday I work legs."

What every man thinks to himself when he puts on a pink shirt.

"Of course I discovered America... My marketing team said so."

'Chocolate never tasted so good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.'

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

'Sometimes I wonder what I's do without you!'

Thank you

'Doc, my stiches are coming out,'

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

Snooker cue changes the channels on tv.

"Forget about the raise."

I knew you wouldn't want your signature on such a messy looking letter, so I signed it myself.

'I'm serious. I really believe the world is round.'

'Benson, when I asked for your 'undivided attention', I meant that more as a figure of speech.'

"For the glory of God Almighty, and in the names of the munificent King and munificent Queen of Spain, I do on a day—either a Friday preceding or a Monday directly following a weekend that is earlyish in but toward the middle of October—in this year of our Lord, 1492, claim this land."

'On behalf of the entire staff, let me thank you for breaking up that meeting.'

"I have no idea what it is you do around here, but whatever it is, keep up the good work."

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

'Never shoot straight up.'

"I'm going to be late, dear. It's total craziness here."

"Oh, Yeah...that's right...you discovered America!"

Do NOT enter - instead do something nice for someone you like

"Never skip other leg day."

"It's Friday and the boss put 3 sugars in his coffee! It's going to be a good day."

"You're not totally useless around the house - you make a great appetite suppressant."

'Don had become a real couch potato.'

A sky writer writes, 'Thank you.'