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"Here - now you're a couch potato au gratin."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

Snooker cue changes the channels on tv.

'Don had become a real couch potato.'

Police Feline Unit

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

Wordplay: Hibernation.

Lazy Octopus

American Idle.

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

Cat and mouse

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

Catatonic

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

A Golden Non-Retriever

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

Ultra-lazy sloth

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'