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Shirker ant.

"You're not totally useless around the house - you make a great appetite suppressant."

Police Feline Unit

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

Lazy Octopus

Wordplay: Hibernation.

American Idle.

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

Cat and mouse

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

Catatonic

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

A Golden Non-Retriever

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Ultra-lazy sloth

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

"I now pronounce you man and couch."