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Male Pheromones.

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

Pheromones.

'I ask myself-do I really want to sleep on the edge of the bed again?'

How do you fell about buying your own health insurance?

'In other words, statistics prove that statisticians aren't always right.'

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

'I proved that when you start to count your blessings, you find that they're infinite.'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

'Nuff said.

"Hello! - Have you ever thought about changing your energy supplier..?"

"Actually - he's rather your 'Me, Jane ' sort of boy!"

Physicists at the Fourth Grotschlov Conference assembled to determine once and for all if light is a wave or a particle.

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

'We don't have a health plan, but we have a very nice cemetery right out in the churchyard.'

"Shouldn't we hold off an artificial intelligence until we figure out actual intelligence?"

"Well, you've fianlly done it! No more rainforest left!"

"You know, lentils have twice as much protein per serving."

Physicist Frank Bartholomew gets a big, BIG break in his search for the ever-elusive neutrino.

"But if you've given up on a fifth force, how can you possibly discover a sixth force?"

Nigel finds the Higgs boson.

'I'm dubious. Neutrinos may be bigger than we thought, but they're not that big.'

Hmmm... what's my real purpose? Why am I here? - 'Ooh! Ooh! Me! Me! Let me guess!' - 'Go on, then.' - 'Is your life a homage mediocrity?' - 'Ouch.' - 'Quizzes are fun! Ask me more!' -

'Quarks, neturinos, mesons. All those damn particles you can't see. That's what drove me to drink. But now i can see them!'

'Nothing for me, thanks -- I'm just here for the aroma therapy.'

"Speed is its defining quality - hence the name 'Large' Hadron Collider."