Pharmacist Day Pillows

I'm going to switch you to a new medication that does more advertising.

"This is for the pain and these are for the side effects."

What the patient heard and what the doctor meant to convey.

"I realize your prescription bottle says 'Keep Tightly Closed', but you still need to take the medication!"

'This prescription will stimulate your funny bone which will cause you to laugh. We both know that laughter is the best medicine.'

"I was able to consolidate all your prescriptions into a single pill."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

2021

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."

vaccine wars.

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

He was different from the other doctors. For one thing, he refused to play God.

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

"If you'd only come to me sooner I wouldn't have had to go to lunch."

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

Medical personnel give their hearts

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

'I want to forewarn you that my HMO won't approve any treatment that uses a needle.'

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

Thank you, Essential Workers

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

'Just follow these simple instructions.'

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

Fighting the Pandemic

Booster shots