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Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

"Granberry, you're about to suffer a near-death experience!"

'King Solomon had seven hundred wives, Ed, and you just have the one. Surely you can work out your differences.'

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

"Why can't you ever relax at parties?"

"God help us, it's that guy."

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

"Well, so far I'm managing to stay above the fray."

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

"You see?"

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

Gaza escalation

"What part of 'keep it bipartisan' didn’t you understand?"

Middleast Peace

Macron and Putin Talk

While playing fetch, Beasle inadvertently set back interplanetary relations for millennia.

Unsettlements.

'See?! The Israelis Are The Savage Ones.'

'Thank God, no tasers in my day!'

World peace...Guns 'R' Us

'Hang on Darling, charging blindly is not the answer to everything: Let's try diplomacy...'

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

"There seems to be a difference of opinion as to how to implement the co-operative learning program!"

STRIP *Community Care * Office rage"