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"Does this make us three sheets to the wind or four?"

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

Redhead

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

'I'm doing a wine tasting course, it's fascinating. . .'

'Bernie always sees the glass as half-full, but not for long.'

'Listen, if they didn't have alcohol in heaven, it wouldn't be heaven!'

"Is that neat whisky?"

'We have developed an APP we use to import ingredients from the Internet, merge them in the computer, and then download them into the distiller and then just bottle the output.'

Man feeding origami birds with confetti

"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."

'It's got worse than just the occasional sploosh from a wine box, hasn't it?'

"Keep your shirt on. I'll read your book as soon as I'm done reading the monster his book."

"Pizza delivery for The Phantom."

'You're so soft today. Did you switch to 2-ply?'

'A table near the wine steward, please.'

Heaven is...

'It's one way to boost the numbers.'

'Thinker's drinker.'

Wine-O'Clock

"We've changed 'Happy Hour' to 'An Interlude for Reflection'."

I've started so I'll finish...

'How did I fill all this in for only $75.00? Easy, I only collect corked wines.'

BEWARE OF DOG

Holy Spirit.

'Watch him-he's drinking on an empty wallet.'

There are worse things than dining alone. Like dining with the bogeyman.

Tiny Drink