Ph Rebel Pillows

'Do I bother to check the pH of my home brew? No. Why?'

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"I gotta be me!"

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

"I really got used to working from home."

A souped up car...

'I found this bag of salad hidden in the locker room - who's is it?'

"If medical science wants to be really relevant, it would find a way to let me eat all the bacon I want!"

'He's determined to not pay for The Times online.'

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

"So what else can we get our customers to do online themselves and charge them for it?"

When Policy Fails, Try Thinking.

When Policy Fails Try Thinking,

"You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres."

US Economy Boat.

Michael Schumacher

Harold pushed the 25 coffee refills to the limit

"An up portfolio in a down market. A down portfolio in an up market. You are a true contrarian, Ms. Dunkel."

"Every piece of paper you see is here for a reason: I haven't thrown it away."

'Everyone has their purpose in God's plan my son. Yours is to be a pain in the arse.'

"Of course you can't DVR the surf. You brought the wrong remote."

'Watson either does a great deal of work or makes a lot of errors.'

"All the government wants to do is push our buttons!"

It's an epic fight!! Will Captain Couch Potato reach Lady Beer Bottle and MME. Remote Control in time???

'That estimate Sir, was a brazen lie. The botter truth comes later.'

'I'm in retox.'

"That's the problem with being politically incorrect these days...you're just like everyone else!"

"You and your mood swings"

'Look - decide. Are you going to launch an attack on tradition, or make a few bob?'

"Son, it's against the law to ride a bike in this town without protective head gear."

'I'm not untidy! I know where I have to look for the things I need! My socks are under the livingroom table, my underpants are behind the couch, the shoes are in the bathroom...'

"Keeping all your money in a cigar box is not wise. You should keep it in a coffee can hidden behind the TV, like me!"