Vice Rebel Pillows

'If I follow your advice and give up smoking, drinking, and casino gambling, will I live longer or will it just seem longer?'

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"I gotta be me!"

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."

"I really got used to working from home."

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

"I attempted to circumvent the traditional trappings of a teen furlough...but I was thwarted by my czar-ish parental unit."

Pubertry

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

"I don't want to be a king like Dad - I want to be a pirate like Grandpa!"

Driverless Car

'Dad, I decided not to get a tattoo in the end. Like you, I got a piercing, instead.'

'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.'

"You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres."

"Isn't 85 the new 55?"

Bike Lane

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

'I said you can't touch me - it's my religion.'

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

'There's a group here to see you about a class action!'

"No wife of mine is going to legislate!"

"But this is the way we've always done it."

"I don't get grounded. My dad's a judge so I get sequestered."

'Where's your self-hurt section?'

"My client was a violent felon, Your Honor, but that was before he found Law."

Angry driver

Evolution of the PED X-Ing sign.

It's an epic fight!! Will Captain Couch Potato reach Lady Beer Bottle and MME. Remote Control in time???

"Ma'am, are you aware of how many braggy, preachy bumper stickers you've got plastered on the back of your car?"

Dad, can you give me my pocket money?"