Vice Rebel Pillows

'If I follow your advice and give up smoking, drinking, and casino gambling, will I live longer or will it just seem longer?'

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"I gotta be me!"

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

"I really got used to working from home."

"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

Pubertry

"I attempted to circumvent the traditional trappings of a teen furlough...but I was thwarted by my czar-ish parental unit."

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

"I don't want to be a king like Dad - I want to be a pirate like Grandpa!"

Driverless Car

"You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres."

'I said you can't touch me - it's my religion.'

'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.'

'Dad, I decided not to get a tattoo in the end. Like you, I got a piercing, instead.'

"Isn't 85 the new 55?"

Bike Lane

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

'There's a group here to see you about a class action!'

"No wife of mine is going to legislate!"

"But this is the way we've always done it."

"Ma'am, are you aware of how many braggy, preachy bumper stickers you've got plastered on the back of your car?"

"Of course you can't DVR the surf. You brought the wrong remote."

It's an epic fight!! Will Captain Couch Potato reach Lady Beer Bottle and MME. Remote Control in time???

'Where's your self-hurt section?'

Dad, can you give me my pocket money?"

Angry driver

Evolution of the PED X-Ing sign.

"I don't get grounded. My dad's a judge so I get sequestered."