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"Why do I always get stuck with being the guardian angel to someone who can't seem to finish his Ph.D.?"

Eternal Student.

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

Continuing education.

Paranormal A-Z...

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

'My name is Jeremy and I approved this message.'

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

"Class, this is Mr. Elzondo. He's going to talk about going to college."

"You know, I'm really more the 'humanities' type."

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

'Don't call the Nobel Committee just yet: We forgot to calibrate the instruments before the experiment...'

From what I hear, the Atwood Intuition Tank is coming up with results faster than we are.

"Always with the cancer cures, this one."

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

'I never believed in spanking children - until today!'

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

'Thoreau, doing research on chapter 7'

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

End school zone. Start unschool zone.

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

"Terri invited me over. We're going to play doctor of humane letters."

'Leave it to the school system to turn an enjoyable meal into an historical event.'