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'I'd like to ask the council's advice on how to get the congregation to sit closer to the front of the church.'

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

Will work for ETFs

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

'She'll never look for me here.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

"If you really want to get ahead you'll need to stop licking your own butt and start licking mine."

"Dad, this is Wendy, she's going to re-negotiate my allowance!"

'If we're going to have a banking relationship, you'll have to trust me more than this.'

"It's not who you know, it's how you use them."

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

'I've crunched the numbers and you can afford to increase my allowance by 15.5%.'

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

The Costs Of Doing War.

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

The early days of Warren Buffett.

'These are tough times for wall street tycoons...the best we can do is laugh half-way to the banks.'

"I made my money the old fashioned way...a team of high priced lawyers litigating round the clock."

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

'Life, liberty & the pursuit of tax shelters.'

News of the Day - Savings Bank.

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'I realize money can't buy happiness, so I'm just trying to improve the exchange rate.'

'I've begun spreading my wealth to offshore accounts.'

"...and remember son. Don't let anybody push you around!"

Don't Worry, Joe, about Afghanistan

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

"Let's go slider, fastball, curve, beanball, fight, ejection, shower, beer."