Petunia Protector Pillows

"The name's Grambo. Get of my petunias!"

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

The Environmentalist

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Gardener attacked by plants.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"I love you too, big guy."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"Smokey The Tree"

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

The Golfing Accident

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

Evolution.

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"I brought cocoa."

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

The melting polar ice caps

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

Global Warming Coming Soon!

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

Igloo for birds.

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban