Petting Zoos Gifts

Exotic Petting Zoo and A Dog.

The Zoo.

"When is my next parole hearing?"

A mother and baby elephant

"Look, a bug!"

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

Giraffe Selfie

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

Monkeys/Humans in the zoo.

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

Zoo: No Hunting.

Penguin

Too much monkey business...

Zoo. Diet Clinic. Hey everybody --- There's no longer an 800-pound gorilla in the room!

Zoo animals.

Zoo Inc. Management Structure

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

Kangeroo and joey

City Zoo. They call us "anteaters" --- talk about stereotyping!

Giraffe Selfie

Wild Cow.

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

Zoo. It's wednesday again --- time to wash the camels. I hate "hump" day. (Published originally on July 20, 2005).

'I know it's hard to believe. But biological speaking, they're our closest relatives.'

The Litany Of Fun

'...Do not feed the bears'

"This is my man cave."

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

'I could concentrate on finding your husband better if that creature would stop burping!'