Petting Zoo Fan Prints

'It's a great job, but I'm warning you, the younger kids can be a bit rough...'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

Romantic Giraffes

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

Wolf Karaoke

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"I'm fascinated by body language."

Well, you'd better learn to like them!

Zoo. Diet Clinic. Hey everybody --- There's no longer an 800-pound gorilla in the room!

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"I'm a monster."

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

Rogue elephant

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

'This is a real barnburner.'

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

'You call yourself a zebra? Where'd you get those stripes, in a zoo?'

Happy birthday Darling!

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Boarway Show

"This maze hasn't been much fun since the tourists found it."

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

'We should talk more.'