Petting Zoo Fan Mugs

'It's a great job, but I'm warning you, the younger kids can be a bit rough...'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

Romantic Giraffes

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

Wolf Karaoke

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"I'm fascinated by body language."

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

"I'm a monster."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

Rogue elephant

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

Happy birthday Darling!

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

'You call yourself a zebra? Where'd you get those stripes, in a zoo?'

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Boarway Show

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

'We should talk more.'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

'Charlotte's web-cam'