Pets Ownership Prints

'I love trickle-down economics!'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Pick me!"

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"Foster failure"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"It get it – you're hungry."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"Bad dog! I've told you to always proofread."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"And where have you previously moused?"

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'