Owning Pets Prints

Pet Shop - Parrot... Good Talker, Well Up On The Contempary Scene

"Who let the dog get into the chocolate?"

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"Pick me!"

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"Foster failure"

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

"It get it – you're hungry."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"Bad dog! I've told you to always proofread."

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"And where have you previously moused?"

Dog Nightmares