Owning A Pet Prints

'Yes, old friend, we've traveled a long road, made a lot of stops, scooped up a lot of poop...'

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Pick me!"

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"Foster failure"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

"It get it – you're hungry."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"Bad dog! I've told you to always proofread."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"And where have you previously moused?"

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'