Petrophysicist Prints

The Stand-up Petrophysicist...

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Big Bang Theory.

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

Albert Einstein

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

'But I digress...'

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

Apples for sale

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"Is it that bad?"

Math Dreams

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

Intelligent people laugh too!

'Einsteiners.'

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

'But what is the universe for?'

'If you're so smart, why don't you have some Index Funds in your portfolio?'

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

Carbon Dating.

Einstein's T-Shirt reads: My Wife Doesn't Understand Me.

Interdisciplinary studies.

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

E=mc2.

The Style of Elements

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."