Physicists Prints

Newton - today: 'Help my research! Buy an apple 50 cents.'

'What I meant by 'quark' in 'Finnegans Wake' was a hypothetical particle with a fractional electric charge.

Interdisciplinary studies.

"No, Einstein's theory of relativity isn't, 'don't marry your cousin.'"

Dr. McWit contemplates The Big Bank Theory

'I see accounting forgot to pay the gravity bill again.'

Members of the flat earth society would holiday...but never too far from home.

Atomic Wait

"Don't you want to be famous? Jump!"

Zero gravity ahead.

"They don't suspect a thing down there - They think Obama was born on Earth."

How Isaac Newton really discovered the law of gravity

Atlas swats the moon.

The Sisters of Perpetual Motion enjoy a game of leap frog.

Is someone trying to tell us something..?

Atoms Coach

'You've made a breakthrough in FINANCIAL research?', 'Yep! - I split the ATM!'

'Whatever you do, don't ask him about the Big Bang theory.'

"Hi, everyone! Thanks for coming to our gender reveal party. We've got something really special planned."

Albert Einstein Tells A Joke. . .

"Along with 'Antimatter,' and 'Dark Matter,' we've recently discovered the existence of 'Doesn't Matter,' which appears to have no effect on the universe whatsoever."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

The Jeopardy of Progress

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

2021

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

Big Bang Theory.