Petrophysicist Pillows

The Stand-up Petrophysicist...

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Big Bang Theory.

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

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"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

Math Dreams

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

Intelligent people laugh too!

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

'But what is the universe for?'

Carbon Dating.

Interdisciplinary studies.

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

The Style of Elements

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."