Petal Perfectionist Prints

'Tch... why does Amanda always have to go that one step further?'

'You and I are going to have a long talk when I get you home.'

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

'Quick, press control Z!'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

Perfection

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

Dispose of unproductive fruit trees.

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

"It's called being preemptive."

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

'this is the only place where no one is fooling around with the genes.'

"You're welcome."

Sleeping on the Job

'This pea is the first vegetable that I've ever grown so I would like to have it stuffed and mounted.'

Social lens of the photojournalist

Desk trays - 'Do it' and 'Do it right this time'.

"Quit moving"

Secateurs/Non-Secateurs.

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

"Dang it, my eyes were closed - take another one!"

"Don't make me look fat!"

'Apparently he only uses fugitive colours.'

"And on the eighth day, the Lord just puttered around..." "That cloud doesn't belong there. Did I do that? I'd better move it..."

Great Painting

"He hasn't the heart to discharge her. She's been with him for years."

Copycat.

"We're very strict. No soy milk, no veggie burgers, no margarine... nothing that even looks like an animal product."