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Labor Day Flowers

Pet a Puppy

Queen of Quinoa

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"He'll only talk when his lawyer's present."

'I can't sleep for thinking about global warming.'

"Boy I love this garden, there are flowers everywhere: Not only is the lady a keen gardener, but she is retired now..."

"Yes, but is it art?"

"I've been feeling a bit empty lately."

Bike powered computer.

'You and I are going to have a long talk when I get you home.'

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

"Why yes, business is blooming."

"Miss Sadie did remember several pets in her will."

"Last chance — where’s the wet food?"

'No, you may NOT see a menu.'

Village Pet Shop.

"Actually, we're not a snow sculpture. Just been waiting for table service since September."

"I can't help the fact he's fallen in love with the barmaids poodle."

'I said I wanted a cake with a naked bird coming out of it.'

Homeless Man: 'So...your Park bench or mine?'

"Son, we must never drink from the forbidden plant."

"The circus was good but as 'Jo Jo, the dogged faced attorney', I'm making a killing."

'The man at the shelter promised he doesn't bark at all.'

'Honest! It was the only tree I could find!'

"And a bag of peanuts."

William felt out of place in the dog obedience school.

'Greg, if your cell phone was set to vibrate, I think I've located it.'

"Old Faithful, my @##!"

Flower Arranging.

Ceramics Dept. (You Break It, You Bought It.) Book Dept. (You Speed-Read It, You bought It.)

Happy Cat Haven.

'Tch... why does Amanda always have to go that one step further?'

Topless Bar

"Go ahead. I'm trying to watch my boyish figure."