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Zen Kitten

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

Dog yoga

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Gerald was convinced his plants could understand...and dig what he was saying!

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

Dog on balconey in city sniffing tree in pot

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Show and Tell.

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

Showing gardening tools to a tower block.

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

Zenboni

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

Paving over the window-box

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

'A couple of trees, a few shrubs...it started just like any other atrium.'

Painting nature.

'Look dear - the first skip of spring...'

Commuter doing some gardening on the train

"I had that fish for so long it evolved, climbed out of the bowl and walked away."

Dept. de Philosophie

This plant is a lousy malingerer!

'Yup, might be time for a new gardener.'

Urban Compost Heap.

The urban gardener.

This patch of weeds sponsored by City Greens

Urban Gardens

"Y'know, sometimes I actually think those chipmunks in the back yard really are teasing him!"

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'

Venus Fly Trap