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Zen Kitten

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

Dog yoga

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Gerald was convinced his plants could understand...and dig what he was saying!

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

Dog on balconey in city sniffing tree in pot

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Show and Tell.

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

Showing gardening tools to a tower block.

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

Zenboni

'A couple of trees, a few shrubs...it started just like any other atrium.'

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

Painting nature.

Paving over the window-box

'Look dear - the first skip of spring...'

Commuter doing some gardening on the train

"I had that fish for so long it evolved, climbed out of the bowl and walked away."

This plant is a lousy malingerer!

Dept. de Philosophie

'Yup, might be time for a new gardener.'

Urban Compost Heap.

The urban gardener.

Urban Gardens

"Y'know, sometimes I actually think those chipmunks in the back yard really are teasing him!"

This patch of weeds sponsored by City Greens

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'