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'You say he's had chills and tummy ache?...'

'Tootsie-pie is going to be spaded, just like Mother.'

'I'm putting Babs on a diet. She's more paunch than pooch.'

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

Biofelineism

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

"Yep. Looks like we have ringworm."

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

'Quick, I'll give you a piggyback ride home, otherwise, we'll get in trouble for being late...'

"Now I'm sure that, at this point, you're wondering HOW I can remove the anal sacs..."

'What's founder?'

Vet to owner about dog with bird at chest: 'I suspect heartworm.'

"Sorry - my dog is at the vet. This one is a loaner."

'Who's next?'

Doris was determined to save money on cat parlour fees!

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

'What do you mean I've got fleas? I want a second opinion!'

'Here, take these... we're going to need a urine sample from him right now.'

'Wait! His toy mouse and his yummies!'

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

"You've got to lay off the homework."

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'

"It's mouseborn."

Infectious Disease Treatment Area

"Wow, interesting, looks like she's not just being mean: research shows that chocolate is actually bad for us. . ."

'Sorry, chubs, but those little circles you do before lying down don't cut it as exercise.'

'To put it in simple English, all you have to do is put a few drops...

'Adrian wants to be a vet when he grows up!'

'Aren't you glad we gave her a rabies vaccination this year?'

'Have you put her on the strict diet I prescribed?'

'First we treat! Then we'll worry about a diagnosis!'

'The veterinarian made brushing his teeth sound so easy.'