Pet Treat Enthusiast Pillows

"I give up! I stock up on chicken treats and now the cat tells me he's gone vegetarian!"

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

Woman Curls Her Dog.

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

Dog Love.

"Three yummies, a pat on the head, and a 'Good doggy.' That's my client's final offer."

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

Homemade dog biscuits.

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

'Excuse me, EXCUSE ME, what's that YOU'RE eating?!'

'May I have two containers - fish for my cat, meat for the dog...vegetables divided as follows, one-fourth for the cat, three-fourths for the dog, but no carrots for the cat - kitty doesn't like carrots...'

'Fruitcake, pfefferneusse, we'd like you to consider early retirement.'

'Those tid-bits you left for Ming Toy were delicious, Mrs. Caldwell!'

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'David discovered that the New & Improved Dog Food was more New & Improved than his New & Improved Canned Soup.'

"She's eating in tonight."

"Sit!"

"Salt lick lollipops! Thanks Mum!"

'I'm increasing his quota of tummy rubs.'

"The tunnel leads right to the treat isle at the pet store..."

'Relax... breathe... visualize you inner dog treat...'

'I can't remember a day this hot, can you?'

'Please, Pookie, just one time...pleeaase..Beg!'

"They say I'm spoiled, whatever that means."

'If you ask me, he's glad the vet doesn't make house calls.'

"Ambitions... To get birthday treats every dog year, not every seven."

'Apparently, someone went on my computer and ordered fifty cases of doggy num nums...would you happen to know anything about that?'

WOOF WOOF EYE CHART

"I won the lottery. Suddenly HE'S MY best friend."

"Thanks for the walks, tasty treats and rubbing my belly with vigor. I could only love you more if you made my food dish much bigger."