Pet Treat Enthusiast Pillows

"I give up! I stock up on chicken treats and now the cat tells me he's gone vegetarian!"

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

Dog Love.

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

Woman Curls Her Dog.

Pampered Pets.

"Three yummies, a pat on the head, and a 'Good doggy.' That's my client's final offer."

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

Homemade dog biscuits.

'Excuse me, EXCUSE ME, what's that YOU'RE eating?!'

'David discovered that the New & Improved Dog Food was more New & Improved than his New & Improved Canned Soup.'

"She's eating in tonight."

'Those tid-bits you left for Ming Toy were delicious, Mrs. Caldwell!'

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'May I have two containers - fish for my cat, meat for the dog...vegetables divided as follows, one-fourth for the cat, three-fourths for the dog, but no carrots for the cat - kitty doesn't like carrots...'

'Fruitcake, pfefferneusse, we'd like you to consider early retirement.'

"Sit!"

"Salt lick lollipops! Thanks Mum!"

'Relax... breathe... visualize you inner dog treat...'

'I'm increasing his quota of tummy rubs.'

'You spoil that hamster...'

"The tunnel leads right to the treat isle at the pet store..."

'I can't remember a day this hot, can you?'

"They say I'm spoiled, whatever that means."

'Please, Pookie, just one time...pleeaase..Beg!'

"Ambitions... To get birthday treats every dog year, not every seven."

'If you ask me, he's glad the vet doesn't make house calls.'

'Apparently, someone went on my computer and ordered fifty cases of doggy num nums...would you happen to know anything about that?'

WOOF WOOF EYE CHART

"Thanks for the walks, tasty treats and rubbing my belly with vigor. I could only love you more if you made my food dish much bigger."