Pet Surgery Recovery Pillows

'Did you get fixed, too?'

"Hey, Bro. Still recovering from that neutering op?"

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

Haute Suture

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

'Oh, believe me -- you don't want to hear it in layman's terms!'

No caption. (Man wearing a cast is in traction. He imagines sheep lining up to jump fence. Sheep also wear casts.)

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

'The funny part is that the aerial was fine -- the TV set was just unplugged!'

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

En garde!

"She keeps getting a stitch in her side."

"Please, doc, pull the plug. Not on me...on the TV!"

'Thanks, but I don't expect you to chew my food for me.'

'I can see a visit to the vet, but, oh my, no more kids after that!...'

"I never imagined I'd be up on my feet this soon."

"These are X-Rays of your operation, and this is a selfie I took with your gall bladder."

'I did have a tummy-tuck...But I opted for reconstruction surgery at the same time.'

'Despite his laser eye surgery, he still doesn't see the mess he leaves in the living room every day.'

Well, the doctor said you have to wear it until you stop biting your stitches.

'It will be a difficult adjustment, but it doesn't mean you can't still live a full and rewarding life, say, in the library, or even a miniature golf course.'

"I just can't get over how well you look!"

Your heart is doing well with the pig valve we put in. Now, what was your question?

But it's the other leg that hurts.

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

EAR, NOSE AND THROAT CLINIC: "You want me to drive?"

While you're at it, will you sew on my shirt button please?

'Henry had a successful animal organ transplant - isn't that right, Henry?'

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

"I expect a speedy recovery,"

"The colonoscopy isn't your eternal punishment...the prep is."